I overheard HT in the pub last weekpretending to be Alan Rickman. I asked him to sign my copy of Die Hard, and he did. Then I realised it was Alan Rickman.
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JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim,
Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:03,
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i would have sex with alan rickmanwhether he wanted to or not.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:05,
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You'll be looking for my new and patented 'Sex Convincer'It's basically a lead pipe, and you just kind of bash them on the head a bit, until they're unconscious. Not too hard though you'll kill them. Although if you like that it's ok too.
( JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim,
Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:11,
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lead pipe is bad for teh stiffyi'll stick to the rohypnol/viagra approach
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:17,
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