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# a quick post and run................
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:58, archived)
# hahaha!!
WILLY!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:59, archived)
# ^this
Won't he?
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:00, archived)
# wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:59, archived)
# hahaha!!
ARSE!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:59, archived)
# weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!
thats is so awesome *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! theniwokeup has been awake since, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:00, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Nicely done chap!


(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:00, archived)
# AGGHH! I've been tea bagged!
(I helped save b3ta! Beastie is doing science with his arse, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:00, archived)
# oh god no!
that' woo that is
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:00, archived)
# ha - I'm imagining a faster one where he doesn't swing back in the other direction
like he's spinning around and around and he likes it.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:09, archived)
# Is it wrong
that I keep moving my head out of the way each time I see his dingle dangle heading for my face!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:01, archived)
# no
you have inbuilt cock-proximity sensors, that's all.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:02, archived)
# I am not sure how that reflects on my manliness :)
so I shall feel uncertain and sexually threatend and drink tea instead.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:03, archived)
# it is a manly device
it warns you when another man's wormsock is getting too close, so that you can make sure you don't accidentally touch it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:06, archived)
# wheeeeeeeeeeee!
i haven't been on a rope swing for YEARS!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:01, archived)
# Thats lovely!
HappyToast eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:01, archived)
# please supply a link to riverghost's story, otherwise people will be very confused
I'm still a little unnerved myself
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:02, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
NO! You deserve the wonderment!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:03, archived)
# I'm sorry I raised that horrid point last night
it just ocurred to me. Sorry though, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:04, archived)
# what the funk is everyone banging on about
...?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:06, archived)
# ^ this all over
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:06, archived)
# they're not going to tell us
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:10, archived)
# Fine.
I'm going to go and get some lunch then.

Mmmmm... bread roll and a banana.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:11, archived)
# *shakes angry fist*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:11, archived)
# Here you go....
b3ta.com/board/8733763

HAT TRICK!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:11, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:14, archived)
# ha ha ha
good one - everyone knows I'm HAPPY TOAST
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:14, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha!!! that is EXCELLENT!
happytoats is the new black!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:16, archived)
# This is excellent.
One day I hope someone pretends to be me...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:17, archived)
# hahahahhahah! fucking hell that's brilliant! Was it a /boarder?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:18, archived)
# I dunno,
I guess it was someone who lurks.

I hope he is reading it today and feels like a fool :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:20, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA
that is the funniest thing I've read in a while.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:46, archived)
# Sorry, was getting munchies
YES Toast is famous.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:23, archived)
# That'll teach you to spend your evenings away from b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:11, archived)
# I WAS DRUNK AND NAKED!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:11, archived)
# So were all of us!
We were just on b3ta too!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:12, archived)
# Does anyone go on b3ta without being drunk and naked any more?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:13, archived)
# I'm wearing a suit and a tie
...and I have underwear on

*hangs head in shame*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:15, archived)
# Are you HappyToast?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:16, archived)
# my new T Shirt says so
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:32, archived)
# oh - yeah - nice one Aviary
way to preserve transparency!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:33, archived)
# that clearly says you are hot toats
NOT happytoats.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:36, archived)
# Sell out
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:25, archived)
# I wish I had
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:34, archived)
# I'm *hic!* not fuggin' *hic!* drunk!
Or nake... no, wait... I am naked...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:16, archived)
# That's the spirit
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:18, archived)
# 0_0
pics or GTFO
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:18, archived)
# still say he looks like alan rickman
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:02, archived)
# I overheard HT in the pub last week
pretending to be Alan Rickman. I asked him to sign my copy of Die Hard, and he did. Then I realised it was Alan Rickman.
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:03, archived)
# i would have sex with alan rickman
whether he wanted to or not.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:05, archived)
# You'll be looking for my new and patented 'Sex Convincer'
It's basically a lead pipe, and you just kind of bash them on the head a bit, until they're unconscious. Not too hard though you'll kill them. Although if you like that it's ok too.
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:11, archived)
# lead pipe is bad for teh stiffy
i'll stick to the rohypnol/viagra approach
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:17, archived)
# With a bit of Pete Townshend...
when younger...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:05, archived)
# which bit?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:08, archived)
# eyes / nose bit
and ankles
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:09, archived)
# and which bit of Pete Townsend do they look like
?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:10, archived)
# His shoes
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:11, archived)
# Hahaha
YES!!

*loves*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:01, archived)
# Brilliant!
Naked rope swinging is best of all activities!
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:02, archived)
# this is
drenched in awesomeness
(I helped save b3ta! Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:03, archived)
# HELLO, I AM YOU. WILL YOU HAVE SEX WITH ME?
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:03, archived)
# Oi
I'm him!
And he wants me!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:05, archived)
# I AM HIM.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:15, archived)
# Haha
Needs added piss splat on the screen
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:04, archived)
# hmm. hmm!
penis!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:04, archived)
# GOD
I want to do that -- I haven't been on a rope swing in years... and I don't think I've EVER been on one naked but I know it would be aces high!

WOO to you you bloody wonderful loon.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:04, archived)
# hahahah
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee should be coming out
and poo aswell :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:05, archived)
# Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:08, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !
That is ace and has me laffin like a loon.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:12, archived)
# he looks so happy in his naked dangling glory
yay for joyous nakedness
(I helped save b3ta! Lynxkitten, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:45, archived)
# hahahaha
wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:49, archived)
# ANd then the missus called you if for your tea:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 14:03, archived)
# joy!
This made my day
(cH3$h7846J#7, Sat 13 Sep 2008, 20:16, archived)
# awesome as always. :) much glee.
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 1:44, archived)