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# My ROOMMATE saw one and reported me
lololololol
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 19:40, archived)
# tell your roomate to shape the fuck up or he'll never be tough enough for the marines
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 19:41, archived)
# He moved out
Claiming he was allergic to the carpet
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 19:43, archived)
# ain't no room in the marines for little girls afraid of carpet
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 19:44, archived)
# haha
FUCKING ART WIMP
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 19:52, archived)
# Hahahaha! This^
*bomb goes off*
"oh shit my organs are all over the place D:"
"Erwwhhgghh!! D': I'm going to have to ask you to stop having your organs all over the place please or I'll report you"
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 19:47, archived)
# Start drawing pictures of him in sexually suggestive situations.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 19:43, archived)
# with common
household appliances - one pic with his dick in a blender will do it!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 19:45, archived)
# Seriously?
They probably think you're the next Columbine-typew of guy.
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 19:43, archived)
# Virginia Tech even
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 19:52, archived)
# the cunt
wait till hes asleep and fasten him to his bed with blunt compasses
then play dissection with some rusty barbed wire and a brickies trowel!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 19:44, archived)