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# Eh?
I meant Sandy Thom.

EDIT somebody should post that, a picture of him all sandy like.

I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sat 13 Sep 2008, 0:29, archived)
# No, mine's clean.
wuh?

EDIT: OH LORD, A QOTWER
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 13 Sep 2008, 0:30, archived)
# Y'arr
tis true, I am a QOTWer, but I'm bored, so I'm interfering with your business.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sat 13 Sep 2008, 0:33, archived)
# My beesness :(
Be careful with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 13 Sep 2008, 0:36, archived)
# *interferes carefully with your beesness*


*secretly hopes for some in return*
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sat 13 Sep 2008, 0:37, archived)
# WHERE ARE THEY COMING FROM?
He and Madam Malboro must have made a nest WEMUSTFINDTHENEST!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 13 Sep 2008, 0:35, archived)
# Eminem was here?
What was she doing?

Do you know that she has a brain disease that prevents her from recognising faces? Marvellous eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sat 13 Sep 2008, 0:36, archived)
# Well they are those weird lumpy things which hang off the end of heads.
Not that difficult to remember.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 13 Sep 2008, 0:39, archived)
# I know that
but she seriously has this condition, that's why when she attends bashes we have to wear white carnations so that she recognises us.

100% OF FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sat 13 Sep 2008, 0:41, archived)
# I know OF that conditions, although it's a genetic disorder rather than a disease surely.
However I always question the validity of people's truths on here.

Hedgehog even made up that rather pointless and long winded story about an architect who had a stroke for no particular reason.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 13 Sep 2008, 0:43, archived)
# I once stroked an Architect for no particular reason,
well, a town planner anyways.

Of course it's a genetic disorder, I was making light of it by calling it a disease, as everybody with brain problems is mentally hilarious.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sat 13 Sep 2008, 0:45, archived)
# I will have to remember to ask her if she finds it difficult finding herself in old photographs then.
Because I vaguely remember that the few people who have that essentially have to remember what people's hair looks like most of the time.

I on the other hand have the opposite of that disease, which means I can recognise people from 200 metres, whilst they are facing away from me, with my hands tied behind my back, and blindfolded.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 13 Sep 2008, 0:48, archived)
# You're one of those bastards
who chases people down the street, calling out their name, not realising that they're deliberately trying to avoid you, and then they turn around and give you a really false smile and say something like, 'Hi! It's great to see you! So, how are the wife and kids you cockmunching arsenugget*
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sat 13 Sep 2008, 0:50, archived)
# No, just a sniper.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 13 Sep 2008, 0:55, archived)
# Save me a bullet
and make it quick.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sat 13 Sep 2008, 0:59, archived)
# +50 DNA
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 13 Sep 2008, 0:36, archived)
# this is all getting very jurassic park
**wears bandana and hates kids**
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sat 13 Sep 2008, 0:36, archived)