If a doner kebab
isn't a weapon of mass destruction, I don't know what is. I'm amazed Hans Bliz hasn't paid a visit to the kebab shop down the road from me
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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on,
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I wrote to the MOD
about their use as a psychological weapon to
repel the Taliban in Afghanistan. They didn't
write back.
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groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife,
Tue 4 Mar 2003, 16:21,
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They probably tried that one,
but used government approved doners. The stuff on the streets is far more lethal!
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