'I am so confused... I have the supple dexterous body of a human man with the hands and desires of a man... but the head of a goose, with the inability to think thoughts or have a soul... I was not meant for this world or any other, my enduring hope is that there is no afterlife for the likes of me... and that Audrey can forgive me...'
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Prof UnderCover evitable,
Wed 17 Sep 2008, 16:55,
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any man should be happywith 2 peckers
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 17 Sep 2008, 16:56,
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