When we reached the zoo I thanked the driver and left the lady in the cab with the tenner in her mouthI didn't want to mess around with her pockets
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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch),
Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:31,
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Blue Jam 2:2 is the greatest of the greatest of the greatest of Chris Morris' worksapart from the first song, which is okay, the rest is pure perfection.
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology,
Tue 4 Mar 2003, 22:34,
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