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# I like to imagine
he has a small Australlian child trapped in there that is trying its darndest to escape from his teutonic* jaw


*almost wrote tectonic.. which is a fair enough analogy anyway... although he aint no coultard.
(, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 22:55, archived)
# bet he loves to smear his tectonic mass in hot sticky magma
(, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 22:56, archived)
# don't we all
the searing pain. the volcanic face. who can resist it's charms. Especially at the low low price of 5.99

the hot sticky magma facial volcano kit ne from JML
(, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 22:58, archived)
# and the aftermath of a runny pyroclastic flow
(, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 22:59, archived)
# there's nothing like a good pyroclastic flow to put you to sleep at night.
it's easier to clean up than the viscous stuff.
(, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 23:01, archived)
# plus, when it dries you can chip bits off and sell it to tourists
(, Tue 23 Sep 2008, 23:39, archived)