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I like it when women say

'Oh no - I love doing that!'

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 16:53, archived)

I do a mean 'How about a roast for dinner, love? Oh no, don't get up.'

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 16:53, archived)

I always liked

"tiramisu"

That one works well.

(Lord NAgasaki, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 16:55, archived)

Now there's something I haven't made in a while.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 16:57, archived)

I introduced someone to tiramisu the other day.

"How do you do?" said he.

And introduced another person to tacos in the space of 5 minutes. Productive day.

(Lord NAgasaki, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 17:28, archived)

I do a pretty good impression of a male nurse when someone's genuinely ill.

But if they're just being crap they can get tae feck.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 16:57, archived)

I'm always crap

and occasionally ill with it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 17:00, archived)