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# SUCK MY CLAM, COMEDY
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 1:14, archived)
# heh.. I see potential in this already
"Well doctor, what is it"
"It seems serious, and it is, but really the treatment is quite straightforward and.."
*CLAM MAN BURSTS IN*
"CLAM CLAM CLAM CLAM CLAM CLAM CLAM CLAM CLAM CLAM CLAM CLAM "
*audience laughs*

and another..

"Mr Jones, I put it to you that you did indeed conspire to con Mrs Punnet out of the sum of three thousand pounds and that.."
*CLAM MAN BURSTS IN*
"CLAM CLAM CLAM CLAM CLAM CLAM CLAM CLAM CLAM CLAM CLAM CLAM CLAM CLAM"
*audience laughs*

pah! this shit's easy!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 1:22, archived)
# SHIT
I've been wasting my life. I could've been writing comedy gold.
All this time.
SHIT
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 1:34, archived)
# hahah
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 1:41, archived)
# It's not funny. Now I have to go and totally re-evaluate my life.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 1:50, archived)
# shit
this is shit man

he says "shit" :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 1:51, archived)
# Next time someone posts about their mother dying
I'll be straight in there with the repost.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 2:00, archived)