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# Bowie wishes you all
pleasant dreams :)

'night all


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Kurt Cobain / Slash / Bonio
Jim Morrison / Jimmy Page / Jerry Garcia / Bob Dylan / Dave Gilmour / Teh Quo
Bob Marley / Born in the USA / Stevie Wonder / Hendrix and Mercury / Lemmy / Thom Yorke
(Cluck needs a holiday, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 0:40, archived)
# How long are these taking you?
Just sorting out the lyrics must take forever!
Also, WOO :D

And additionally, not worth it's own thread:
MOCK THE WEAK, with DARA O'BRIE
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 0:44, archived)
# That's clearly
Brie or Camembert...
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 0:44, archived)
# BRIE
BRIE

BRIE
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 0:49, archived)
# Indeed
I've been cultivating that idea for a couple of days. Not sure if it was ripe enough though. I'm thinking brie inclusion overrides lack of hummous?
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 0:52, archived)
# honestly, if you can't think of a joke
just say the same thing over and over again

then stop for a while

and repeat, at this point it's funny

I think that's how they make sketch shows these days or something
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 0:54, archived)
# I blame Little Britain
I used to like it when it was on the radio.
*street cred points*
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 0:57, archived)
# I've never watched it
only briefly passed it by

wasn't overawed with what little I saw of it

I guess if I watched it continually I'd think it was amazing or something
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 1:03, archived)
# It's just the same characters, saying the same things
over
and over
and over
and over
and over
again
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 1:08, archived)
# the secret teat of comedy revealed for our interminable suckling
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 1:10, archived)
# SUCK MY CLAM, COMEDY
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 1:14, archived)
# heh.. I see potential in this already
"Well doctor, what is it"
"It seems serious, and it is, but really the treatment is quite straightforward and.."
*CLAM MAN BURSTS IN*
"CLAM CLAM CLAM CLAM CLAM CLAM CLAM CLAM CLAM CLAM CLAM CLAM "
*audience laughs*

and another..

"Mr Jones, I put it to you that you did indeed conspire to con Mrs Punnet out of the sum of three thousand pounds and that.."
*CLAM MAN BURSTS IN*
"CLAM CLAM CLAM CLAM CLAM CLAM CLAM CLAM CLAM CLAM CLAM CLAM CLAM CLAM"
*audience laughs*

pah! this shit's easy!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 1:22, archived)
# SHIT
I've been wasting my life. I could've been writing comedy gold.
All this time.
SHIT
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 1:34, archived)
# hahah
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 1:41, archived)
# It's not funny. Now I have to go and totally re-evaluate my life.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 1:50, archived)
# shit
this is shit man

he says "shit" :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 1:51, archived)
# Next time someone posts about their mother dying
I'll be straight in there with the repost.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 2:00, archived)
# NOB CHEESE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 0:59, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 2:07, archived)
# very nice
i cant hold out any longer - whats the chance of a Zappa?
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 2:26, archived)
# consider him
on the list to do :)
(Cluck needs a holiday, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 8:22, archived)
# nice. i'm passing this along to a bowie fan i know.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 6:28, archived)
# Hope
he/she likes it :)
(Cluck needs a holiday, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 22:48, archived)