
Stretchan looks poo, and I'll be offering at least two sexings.
Ashally, buggrit, the stretching doesn't deteriorate TOO much.
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Ashally, buggrit, the stretching doesn't deteriorate TOO much.

you have to be hammered to eat them. then again, a couple more of these babies and i'd eat satan's knob cheese on a jacket potato
*swigs*
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*swigs*

WHAT HAS HE EVER DONE TO YOU LOT OTHER THAN NOT BE REAL IN ANY WAY?
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I went to clean the bath and it all went horribly wrong.
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I feel like a stupid for questioning you all.
I deserve another chance.
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I deserve another chance.

ummm......can you tell i'm suffering from absinthe-induced horn tonight?
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black, blue, green, red and yellow, all 80%. i've been drinking the yellow one with pure orange, i don't know what i'll do first: puke, pass out or crap :(
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Think I'll stick to the normal stuff* :D
I was thinking of adding maple syrup to the remains of a bottle of vodka... good idea?
* or I would if I had any :(
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I was thinking of adding maple syrup to the remains of a bottle of vodka... good idea?
* or I would if I had any :(

i passed out in my mate's garden last time i drank it! :D
maple syrup in vodka sounds nice, but you should shake it up well and leave it overnight to infnuse
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maple syrup in vodka sounds nice, but you should shake it up well and leave it overnight to infnuse

tried it once, but i was already so pissed on pernod and aftershocks that i don't even remember what it tasted like!
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