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# I want C O U S on my right and C O U S on my left.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:32, archived)
# i want BEEF on one hand
and SOCK on the other
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:35, archived)
# I want BEES on one hand
and BZZZ on the other.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:38, archived)
# if you have BEES on one hand
it will get repeatedly stung. i like a prick in my hand as much as the next girl, but that's going a bit too far even for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:40, archived)
# you actually like it?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:43, archived)
# i have all of teh technique ;)
plus, if you give without being asked, you're more likely to get what you want in return
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:45, archived)
# Bad idea
How would you remember which hand was which?

DISASTER!
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:36, archived)
# That's easy.
One is infinitely more honed at the art of self-seduction.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:59, archived)