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# well there's your problem: standards
:)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:37, archived)
# hey, there's no such thing as bisexual, it's just greed
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:39, archived)
# careful you don't get ranted at. I said that all the bisexual girls I knew were attention seeking straight girls and got flamed.
I think we need this in the thread:

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:40, archived)
# hahahaha!
i know a few bisexual girls, they'll shag anything!
well, even i need someone to feel morally superior to ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:44, archived)
# Indeed, feeling morally superior doesn't make up for the lack of action however
the funnier thing is two of the ones I know are catholic...

They are also sisters...

*fantasises*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:46, archived)
# catholicism leads to repression
repression leads to catastrophic bursting of sex-dams.
and no, nothing makes uf for lack of rumpy pumpy.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:49, archived)
# damn i was raised supporting the wrong team wasn't i?
:(
I would have had loads of it by now. all from birds in short tartan skirts as well.
:'(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:54, archived)
# i was raised protestant
but i didn't stop getting it until i became an atheist and developed my own set of moral standards. i'm gettimg a bit preachy now, so i'll just say I LOVE SEX!

there, i feel better now :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:58, archived)
# i love huge breasts...
...there, i feel better now!...:)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:01, archived)
# so do i
it's such a shame that mine are shrinking.
46 JJ to 42 DD in 2 months :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:05, archived)
# shrinking should be...
...AGAINST THE LAW!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:08, archived)
# it's tragic is what is is
i love my boobs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:13, archived)
# PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE.....
Slot a foto of them into the above bakewells



Thank you :-)
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:08, archived)
# i haven't got a wide-angle lens
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:14, archived)
# Does that mean they are still big
but now they are as flat as a dinner plate?
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:09, archived)
# no, they're still big
just getting smaller.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:15, archived)
# fucking hell 46 jj is dangerously fucking enormous.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:11, archived)
# it's murder on your back, i'll tell you that!
i've actually got a bar to get out of bed if i fall asleep on my back
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:17, archived)
# To lure you out with the promise of alcohol?
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:18, archived)
# maybe
*sips absinthe and orange juice*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:19, archived)
# I have a set of moral standards, as flexible as they may be have lead me into nothing but trouble
I LIKE BIG ARSES!!!
I still don't feel better
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:04, archived)
# feel a big arse
that should do the trick.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:07, archived)
# where pray tell? mum's around but I don't think that's particularly appropriate
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:10, archived)
# mine is currently being flattened by a leather stool
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:12, archived)
# hahah you said stool
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:15, archived)
# yes. yes i did.
*eats more leather*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:18, archived)
# i also appreciate the beauty of...
...a huge curvacious ass!...:D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:08, archived)
# *swivels head around 90 degrees*
yup, got it coverd
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:20, archived)
# Just a slight amendment ;)
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:55, archived)
# Hmm
Why didn't I spot that in the original?
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:56, archived)
# THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH IT!!! THAT'S WHY
THE INTERNET DOES NOT LIE!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:02, archived)
# oh arse biscuits. I think my lack of spelling ability is well known now....
ed: fixed, thanks, worst thing is, i got the file name right....
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:56, archived)
# ha ha...
...busted.
EDIT: HEY!...YOU CHANGED IT!...IT'S TOO LATE TO SAVE FACE!...:P
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:01, archived)
# no!!
mwhahahahah!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:02, archived)
# that's not fair!
poor old sarca sam, imagine how he feels!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:58, archived)