apparentlyall there is to do in heaven is play monopoly day after day...
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Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:10,
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There's a bloke who stands on a corner near my houseWho always says "Only born again Christians get into heaven". Which is very sensible, if there is life after death I'd certainly want the born again Christians kept away from the rest of us.
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Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:20,
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