Velocihorse (Cheers OB1)
(Sorry for the sort of report but I'm using PSP today for the first time and need lots of practice)
jazzman,
Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:29,
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Hehe"Try to imagine yourself in the Cretaceous Period. You get your first look at this "six foot farm animal" as you enter a clearing. He moves like a cow, lightly, swaying his head. And you keep still because you think that maybe his visual acuity is based on movement like the goat, he'll lose you if you don't move. But no, not Velocihorse. You stare at him, and he just stares right back. And that's when the attack comes. Not from the front, but from the side, from the other two 'horses you didn't even know were there. Because Velocihorse's a heard hunter, you see, he uses coordinated attack patterns and he is out in force today. And he slashes at you with this... a six-inch retractable hoof, like a razor, on the the middle toe. He doesn't bother to bite your jugular like a sheep, say... no no. He slashes at you here... or here... or maybe across the belly, spilling your intestines. The point is... you are alive when they start to graze on you."
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Wed 5 Mar 2003, 13:36,
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