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# haha
it would be the final insult, wouldn't it.. A bit like being stabbed with a tesco value knife
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 10:04, archived)
# i always said that when i worked part time at morrisons.
wouldn't it be the worst thing EVER?

tesco value knife would be rather shit, it'd be like a tesco value murder. so maybe i wouldn't die at all? or i'd die in a really cheap way.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 10:07, archived)
# you would go
to Tesco value heaven
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 10:08, archived)
# will there be...tesco value can openers there?
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 10:08, archived)
# yes
but they would all break really easily. And you would have to live off tesco value baked beans, and drink tesco lager
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 10:12, archived)
# That's actually
worse than being murdered!*


*may contain lies*
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 10:14, archived)
# AT LEAST THE MURDERER WOULD MAKE EPIC SAVINGS.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 10:08, archived)