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# TK Maxx Attaxx


www.mailonsunday.co.uk/news/article-1067139/The-jacket-die-TK-Maxx-takes-hooded-coat-concealed-2-5-inch-blade-shelves.html

What were they thinking?

To say they didn't initially know the jacket had a knife in it is even more bizarre!

Don't they check the products they are selling?

Later in the article it comments about a TK Max employee who was stabbed to death at work last year - great sensitivity!

TK Max? IDIOTS!
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 9:14, archived)
# odd, we have tj maxx.
still, what?
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 9:17, archived)
# well, although it's a bit stupid that some place is selling them to kids in a hoodies
i kinda don't see a lot of problem with people having small pen knives and a 2.5in blade is a small penknife, despite the wide angle lens close up.

They're really useful: peeling oranges, sharpening pencils, opening letters, mugging little old ladies, etc.

EDIT: what I should have said:
"That's not a knife..."
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 9:20, archived)
# THIS
is a knife ;) Crocodile Dundee - Ah the memories :D
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 9:44, archived)
# Err ... that's a spoon.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 11:18, archived)
# Oh! I see you've played knifey-spooney before!
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 11:20, archived)
# idiots, next thing you know they'll be selling kitchen knives in their kitchen department
we all know they just end up in the hands of serial killers and the rest of us just use plastic box lids when cutting up meat.
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 9:25, archived)
# Noooooooo!
I think it goes to show how stupid people that wander round with knives are. Just down the road from me is a knife amnesty
box. I was ther when they emptied one day, it was pretty much exclusively kitchen knives.
There are only two options. These people are so thick they put them in there rather than putting them say, back in the kitchen.
Or they are just providing a handy place to put the weapon after the crime.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 9:32, archived)
# plastic box lids are the way to go
until we get the reign of terror of

Jack the Tupper-Topper!!!

wot happened miss?
it were terrible we thort e was just openin is packed lunch and then he lunged wif the lid at poor daisy
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 9:36, archived)
# YEs, yes definately
*gets phrase book*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 9:38, archived)
# True about the kitchen knives
but this is cynical don't you think?

I mean, what age group is going to buy that style of jacket?
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 9:38, archived)
# ray mears.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 9:45, archived)
# oo. HAven't posted this in aaages.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 9:53, archived)
# Haha
'ning ghosty!

You coming to the bash tonight?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 10:11, archived)
# I wish I could.
I could have had the time off but then I would have had to cancel my holiday which is in a week or so.

But.

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 10:18, archived)
# week?
???
(Cluck needs a holiday, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 13:20, archived)
# I want one!
will have a certain rarity value for selling on flea-bay
(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 10:16, archived)
# I want one
has a rarity value to be exploited on flea-bay
(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 10:18, archived)
# i want three.
so i'll have one more than townsendspublisher.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 10:32, archived)
# What they don't show you ther is one on a chain the other side as well.
So when you hold both to attack someone it's a bit like the gloves on elastic ensemble. When you go to stab with one it's not quite long enough and you end up stabbing yourself in the face with the other.
That is why it's being taken off the market.

'ningles all.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 9:28, archived)
# did you miss the other photos?
when he pulls out the knife a large sign pops up which reads
knife wielding maniac please give generously
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 9:32, archived)
# damn. that's awfully unsafe.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 9:32, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Brings back memories of when I was 5 with my gloves :D
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 9:39, archived)
# i'm outraged
jackets removed from sale? fools, remove the knife and sell the coat at normal price, price the knife separately and make an extra few quid. profit.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 9:31, archived)
# ha you'll never make it in retail
you didn't sell the string separately, only available online including £15 p&p
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 9:33, archived)
# sorry sir alan.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 9:35, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 10:42, archived)
# can't sell the chain at all. it can be used in gang rapes.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 9:36, archived)
# chain? chain? who mentioned selling the chain
we sell them the string

the chain is melted down for its scrap value
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 9:37, archived)
# string? you mean from the hoodie? not thing holding the knife on?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 9:40, archived)
# Even more genius!
:D
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 9:36, archived)
# They can't now
There'd be a follow on article in the Mail saying that the jackets were after our jobs!!!

EDIT: yay down to #3 on the statsboard.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 9:34, archived)
# #1 on the statsboard
www.b3ta.com/board/8801371
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 9:38, archived)
# smell my arse!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 9:45, archived)
# Mmmmm jasmin!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 9:49, archived)
# those worms will eat anything.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 9:50, archived)
# I know Jasmin
why is she in his arse?

*on second thoughts, don't answer that ;)*
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 9:50, archived)
# It's warm and cosy on a cold night
Not to forget spacious!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 9:53, archived)
# Waaaaaaay
too much information!

I don't want the mental picture :O
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 9:59, archived)
# then do a google image search for a visual one.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 10:00, archived)
# hang on, my webcam is a bit crusty.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 10:30, archived)
# Genius!
:D
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 9:36, archived)
# I doubt that crappy knife could pierce my skin.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 9:42, archived)
# I doubt
it would pierce it either ;)
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 9:45, archived)
# You joke doesn't look so funny now!
In your face.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 9:47, archived)
# Hahaha!
:D
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 9:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 9:49, archived)
# Well done
Safer without using sentences ;)

b3ta.com/board/8803905(You joke?)
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 9:53, archived)
# that's why i carry a bone saw at all times.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 9:49, archived)
# *Peer Reviews*
Steam id?
Mines -=Crazy=- Wormulus
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 9:54, archived)
# But who the fuck designed them!!!
They want sacking immediatly.
and TK want a hefty fine!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 9:45, archived)
# maybe fine the seller for pedaling these things to minors
I presume that there is some age law for buying knives in the UK...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 9:48, archived)
# 16 I think.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 9:49, archived)
# 18
and the coat was made by the swiss army knife company it would seem... thus making it less weird.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 9:50, archived)
# Maybe not put them on sale in a chavvy shop then.
Some kind of Army supplies type store maybe better.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 9:53, archived)
# you mean chavvy types are extremely snotty about where they shop for knives and hoodies?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 9:57, archived)
# I spose they are.
I don't think you'll see them in a Army shop, buying stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 10:00, archived)
# they just ramraid it?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 10:01, archived)
# Yes. In a stolen fucking car!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 10:02, archived)
# That they broke into
using a handy knife they found attached to their new jacket ;)
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 10:04, archived)
# Arrrgh! There's no escape!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 10:06, archived)
# it's also a fairly small knife. thugs probably don't like having short knives, very embarrassing
oh and i liked your Descartes cartoon :)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 10:00, archived)
# does the swiss army really dress so shabbily?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 9:46, archived)
# OH NOES, IT'S A KNIFE.
Such twaddle. Handy and useful size.
A little odd, and insensitive, but it
better have the scissors in those
or I'd get stabby about it. [/;-D
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 9:57, archived)
# CHEAPSKATE STORE IN KNIFE COAT OUTRAGE
THE MAIL SAYS: BAN THIS SICK FILTH!1!!11!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 10:00, archived)
# i'd hate my murder to be connected with TK maxx
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 10:03, archived)
# haha
it would be the final insult, wouldn't it.. A bit like being stabbed with a tesco value knife
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 10:04, archived)
# i always said that when i worked part time at morrisons.
wouldn't it be the worst thing EVER?

tesco value knife would be rather shit, it'd be like a tesco value murder. so maybe i wouldn't die at all? or i'd die in a really cheap way.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 10:07, archived)
# you would go
to Tesco value heaven
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 10:08, archived)
# will there be...tesco value can openers there?
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 10:08, archived)
# yes
but they would all break really easily. And you would have to live off tesco value baked beans, and drink tesco lager
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 10:12, archived)
# That's actually
worse than being murdered!*


*may contain lies*
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 10:14, archived)
# AT LEAST THE MURDERER WOULD MAKE EPIC SAVINGS.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 10:08, archived)
# It's not like someone could ever
put a knife in their jacket pocket without it being sold that way is it?
Someone should report me to the Daily Moan for carrying a concealed Leatherman.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 10:19, archived)
# Fleapost time already. Not great but twas pissed while negotiating paintshop

(Fluffy Face is blaming your picture for breaking my commode, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 11:14, archived)