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is he being bummed by a large eagle?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:22, archived)

new take on Sisyphus there ...

chained to a rock and ....

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OneOfSome, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:23, archived)

sisyphus wasn't the one getting his liver pecked out

he was the one who had to endlessly push a boulder up a hill.
or was that the rock you were talking about?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:26, archived)

he weren't chained to that rock though

Prometheus was chained to the rock and then feasted on by a bird (I want to say eagle but I think I'm wrong)

He's currently seeking assylum in the Nursery Crimes books starring Mr Jack Spratt and written by Jasper Fforde.

He's also marrying Pandora (no not that one)

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:30, archived)

i think it was a buzzard

i'm a bit rusty when it comes to mythology, although it's a subject i love. i may have to look up this jasper fforde fellow.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:32, archived)

he is good

there's at least two of us on here who like his stuff (Panjandrum is t'other that I know of)

he's got two series of books, The Nextian Adventures

(The Eyre Affair, Lost in a Good Book, The Well of Lost Plots, Something Rotten and First Among Sequels so far, next one out next year)

(Nursery Crimes series: The Big Over-Easy and The Fourth Bear)

all a bit surreal, but fun.

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:37, archived)

they do sound good

i get the new terry pratchett in about a fortnight(birthday prezzie), so nobody will get any sense out of me until i've read it!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:40, archived)

I'll get it for christmas

I always do (although I'm owed a b'day present)

Fforde is not a fan of Pratchett, but at Fforde's first Hay appearance Pratchett tried to get on stage afterwards to speak to him and encourage him to keep writing but the security didn't realise who he was.

Pratchett quote used on the cover of most of the books: "Ingenious -- I'll watch Jasper Fforde nervously"

The new one's not set on discworld (as we know it) is it?

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:48, archived)

i think it's set on

one of the brown islands. i won't know till i get it, i don't want to spoil the story.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:49, archived)

aah

fair enough. i read the review in the waterstones mag (i gets it free, it's really not worth the money though) and that seemed to suggest it was off disc.

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:56, archived)

i suppose i'll soon find out

i wasn't overly impressed with making money, tbh. i think the last one i really enjoyed was thud, but night watch kicked arse, too.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:59, archived)

i was more impressed

than i thought i would've been. i was expecting it to be a carbon copy of going postal. i'm still certain he's got the stockpile, and i think he took longer to go public with his alzheimers than is claimed (and fair play to him, why should he tell anyone except his close family before he's ready) but i'd agree that the newer non-watch ones haven't been as good as the newer watch ones. think they've become his favourites

can't believe it's the 25th anniversary this year and all they've done is issue another shite cover for one of the books

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 1:03, archived)

i missed the convention

at the adelphi a few years ago, i haven't had the chance to go to another. i have met him, though. i love the city watch books, but some of the non-related books have been really good too. monstrous regiment, for one.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 1:07, archived)

didn't even know that was on

may have been down south though.

right, i'm off to bed, may finish mostly harmless in the next couple of days and pick up where i left off with the Dune series

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 1:10, archived)

nighty night

i'll let you know what it's like when i get it.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 1:13, archived)

Prometheus nicked someone's lighter, though, didn't he

Can't stand lighter thieves. Deserves everything he gets.

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owensanity, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:33, archived)

nobody could nick mine without everyone knowing it

i've had the same clipper lighter for over 10 years. i customised it with nail varnish and sparkly things. it's very recognisable.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:35, archived)

What if someone keeps stealing it and replacing it with exact replicas?

You'd never know.

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owensanity, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:36, archived)

they've discontinued the nail varnish i used

they'd have fun trying to match it!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:38, archived)

Sounds like you own the most secure lighter on the planet.

Good job.

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owensanity, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:46, archived)

especially since

it's hidden in the lecky cupboard ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:48, archived)

i thought he

had to do both, push the boulder up the hill and feed the chickens on weekends ... dunno, wasn't there a lot that week

edit: oh, yeah, the other guy

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OneOfSome, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:31, archived)

heheh

just watching rich hall twatting midges with a guitar

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:34, archived)

arf!

WOO to this picture, by the way. It's bluddy aces.

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owensanity, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 0:24, archived)