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# at random times every third frame will become a picture of a potted plant. The effect lasts from 2 - 7 minutes.
It is a different plant each time.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:13, archived)
# This doesn't sound like the cinema at all.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:15, archived)
# it'll be a cgi plant.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:18, archived)
# It has a laser.
There are explosions.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:20, archived)
# and a woman with big bewbs tries to run away from it, but she falls down.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:28, archived)
# In the next scene there is a man driving a tractor, but he is being UNSAFE.
Constanza warns him of the dangers of unsafe farm machinery use. He is ignored.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:31, archived)
# the audience members remain in their seats as the credits roll.
everyone wants to read all the names on the tractorman's ignore list.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:33, archived)
# Someone has blurred out the names! There are gunshots in the distance
and people screaming. The atmosphere becomes dark and biscuity.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:35, archived)
# through the haze, winslow leach is observed battling a swan.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:42, archived)
# OK YOU BOTH RUINED THE IDEA
IT CAN'T HAPPEN NOW.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:49, archived)
# Darn.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:54, archived)
# Argh. What the hell am I still doing up now?
GOOD NIGHT YOU CRAZY FOOLS.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:55, archived)
# 'night-night.
potted plant dreams.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:58, archived)
# he told you we were businessmen!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:54, archived)
# GROKPAN IS A BROKEN RE-ANIMATED CORPSE.
HE CAN NO LONGER TRUST.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:58, archived)
# I KNOW BECAUSE I KILLED HIM ONCE.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 2:58, archived)
# also, he was a mod.
they are a broken people.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 3:06, archived)