Heh, now we're talkingI wonder whether it would be possible to start a secret fan club where everyone donates as much as possible, then you pool the monies and 'hire' one of those gorgeous sorts to attend your 'function'*
*hired out room with hundreds of eagerly waiting, horny peoples
(*hired out room with hundreds of eagerly waiting, horny peoples
Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions,
Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:23,
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i'm sure they'd be up for itnever mind the money, all stars love to be loved and told that their gorgeous. stroke their egos and they'll let you stroke anything else you fancy.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:25,
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