News just in about Paul's deathPaul was attacked by a short balding man with no neck, a copy of some sort of satirical magazine was found inserted into Paul's rectum.
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Fri 10 Oct 2008, 19:22,
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but alan coren's been dead a yearand he stopped editing punch years before that
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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?,
Fri 10 Oct 2008, 19:30,
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