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# I'd love to be a boy, I'd be ace at it.
Well, I'd be Johnny Bravo, but that's ace, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:13, archived)
# I suspect you'd be average. Being THIS awesome needs practice.
*buffs willy*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:16, archived)
# Get tae. I'd be a rad man and no mistake.
I'd cultivate a pencil tache, smoke cigars whilst leering and snap my braces at the broads.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:18, archived)
# *sexually confused*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:19, archived)
# *slaps your bottom and calls you doll*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:21, archived)
# *tremble*
D:
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:26, archived)
# ... it appears you aspire to be me
... although I smoke a pipe and have a curly tash... also - when I wear beaces I let them hang down rather than putting them over my shoulders.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:20, archived)
# What's their function then?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:22, archived)
# to hang down arooond ma arse
and draw people's attention to it
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:34, archived)