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# My hypochondriac flatmate used to give out her prescription cocodamol when I was at uni
Superb at removing headaches or any other pain.

2 pints of guinness shortly after taking them is not a good idea though. I instantly turned into Mr. Soft and was unable to inform anyone about why the world in which I was living was so strange.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:14, archived)
# Did you walk like him too?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:15, archived)
# It was mostly that.
I couldn't walk straight and my knees kept bending too much. Talking was also a significant problem.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:17, archived)
# Ohhhhhhkidoki then.
I shall never spike your guinness with cocodamol.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:19, archived)
# It's ace when that happens though
You TOTALLY forget the pain!
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# Not too much please.
I like to know I'm being raped.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:27, archived)
# I'll put your boxers back on inside out before I dump
you on the steps of the salvation army and run off. That's how you'll know it was me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:32, archived)
# I'm glad I read the whole of that.
You broke the Subject: off at a particularly inopportune point in the sentence.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:37, archived)
# I've got my window on a weird size setting
you're right though, that was fairly inopportune.

I'll have to have one at some point though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:42, archived)
# You Would
OK... Brace yourself.



*Rapes, not enjoys due to too many pain killers given to victim.
Damn
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:36, archived)