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'get me a pint of guinness you peasant'

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:06, archived)

He looks fucking WRONG now he's lost some weight.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:06, archived)

is say he'll have to get the

loose skin removed surgically......ewwwwww

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:07, archived)

Why is is 'ew'?

Would you rather he kept it?

Trust me, losing a lot of weight can be almost as bad for your self esteem as putting that amount on.

Sorry. Forgot my b3ta head.

Yeah, what a prick. We should burn him.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:09, archived)

the ewwww was thinking of having to tuck all the saggy skin into your pants

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:11, archived)

I'd say it's a small price to pay for not worrying quite so much about his heart/diabetes.

I'd wager not a nice feeling though, no.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:12, archived)

It's not only the monetary banks that are in crisis!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:07, archived)

is that davina lookalike

you?

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:08, archived)

Yeah. If you look in my profile you'll see how effective my make-up is.

It's Louise Wenner from Sleeper, about whom I used to get the raging horn.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:10, archived)

I preferred Sonya Madan.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:12, archived)

Too wet-looking for me.

And not in the sexy way.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:23, archived)

Unfortunately for Louise

she got some mega eyebrows going and started to look a bit hydrocephallic which ruined it for me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:24, archived)

Yeah.

Selfish bitch.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:25, archived)

Hey, I'm not saying I made the right choice morally when my ladycock went all floppy.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:27, archived)

No I meant she's a selfish bitch for getting hairy eyebrows and looking like a hydrocarbon

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:30, archived)

:D sometimes you really do make me smile.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:31, archived)

would

shes a big poker expert now or something

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:13, archived)

She is/was all teh sex.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:14, archived)

But has now turned into Davina McCall.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:19, archived)

Davina McCall would be great if she didn't have that fucking voice.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:22, archived)

Voice, attitude, whoredom, general character

But yeah. Sort of.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:25, archived)

ironically

2 of the 10 cd's on my desk right now are 'Sleeper'. I also had the horn for Louise, until I found out she was shagging the drummer.

(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 18:01, archived)

found:

my dream woman

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:08, archived)