Ha Ha! As a Viz reader I support more of this kind of thing
When Nobbys Piles had a pile transplant, the doctor told him 'For the first 6 weeks they'll throb like buggery while the stitches heal, and after that, they'll throb like buggery'
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf,
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