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# or Duncan?
(Darth Penders, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 20:52, archived)
# Duncan does porn
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 20:53, archived)
# eww pass the mind bleach
(Darth Penders, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 20:56, archived)
# Haha.
Yes he did.
The filthy dies in Flash Gordon dying fucking cunt of a bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 16 Oct 2008, 20:57, archived)
# Mings daughter was fantastic though
so worth watching just for that
(Darth Penders, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 20:58, archived)
# I bet she would let you take the sausage into the chocolate factory for a visit
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 21:00, archived)
# Bless her, very giving
(Darth Penders, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 21:00, archived)
# she does get some cream at the end of the visit
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 21:01, archived)
# Gentlemans relish you say?
(Darth Penders, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 21:09, archived)
# he stuck his arm inside a cows arse for that scene in the film
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 20:58, archived)
# What? Flash Gordon or "The Lifetaker" which was the porno he was in?
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 16 Oct 2008, 21:03, archived)
# flash gordon
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 21:04, archived)
#
is disappointed
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 16 Oct 2008, 21:06, archived)
# watch flash gordon with me and i will make it in to a completely different film
just using my wit
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 21:07, archived)
# Someone said that to me before,
and "wit" actually meant "clenched fist, tongue and homosexual determination".

I'm not making that mistake again.
Oh no, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 16 Oct 2008, 21:11, archived)
# no, not with me
wit is wit with me
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 21:12, archived)
# Oh, thank goodness.
NEVER watch a film with Stephen Fry!
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 16 Oct 2008, 21:16, archived)
# will now watch a film with Stephen Fry
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 21:23, archived)
# BUT HE'LL GOBBLE YOUR COCK!
realises that this is not a bad thing
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 16 Oct 2008, 21:26, archived)