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# This was better in my head, seam-tastic though

50 years of Blue Peter if confused
(Darth Penders, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 20:50, archived)
# they never talk about that monkey that went on a rape rampage
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 20:51, archived)
# Noakes?
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 16 Oct 2008, 20:52, archived)
# or Duncan?
(Darth Penders, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 20:52, archived)
# Duncan does porn
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 20:53, archived)
# eww pass the mind bleach
(Darth Penders, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 20:56, archived)
# Haha.
Yes he did.
The filthy dies in Flash Gordon dying fucking cunt of a bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 16 Oct 2008, 20:57, archived)
# Mings daughter was fantastic though
so worth watching just for that
(Darth Penders, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 20:58, archived)
# I bet she would let you take the sausage into the chocolate factory for a visit
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 21:00, archived)
# Bless her, very giving
(Darth Penders, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 21:00, archived)
# she does get some cream at the end of the visit
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 21:01, archived)
# Gentlemans relish you say?
(Darth Penders, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 21:09, archived)
# he stuck his arm inside a cows arse for that scene in the film
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 20:58, archived)
# What? Flash Gordon or "The Lifetaker" which was the porno he was in?
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 16 Oct 2008, 21:03, archived)
# flash gordon
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 21:04, archived)
#
is disappointed
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 16 Oct 2008, 21:06, archived)
# watch flash gordon with me and i will make it in to a completely different film
just using my wit
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 21:07, archived)
# Someone said that to me before,
and "wit" actually meant "clenched fist, tongue and homosexual determination".

I'm not making that mistake again.
Oh no, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 16 Oct 2008, 21:11, archived)
# no, not with me
wit is wit with me
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 21:12, archived)
# Oh, thank goodness.
NEVER watch a film with Stephen Fry!
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 16 Oct 2008, 21:16, archived)
# will now watch a film with Stephen Fry
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 21:23, archived)
# BUT HE'LL GOBBLE YOUR COCK!
realises that this is not a bad thing
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 16 Oct 2008, 21:26, archived)
# I think he was one of the ones who was raped
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 20:53, archived)
# Thats not very BBC
(Darth Penders, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 20:54, archived)
# it is very BBC
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 20:55, archived)
# I can just imagine that at 5pm
whilst tucking into some food
(Darth Penders, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 20:59, archived)
# anytime would do
wouldn't bother me
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 21:01, archived)
# Konnie Huq
?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 21:05, archived)
#
*SPUNKABOOOM!*
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 16 Oct 2008, 21:06, archived)
# No-one is called Valerie any more.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 20:52, archived)
# Why dont you come on over Valerie Singleton
mmm good idea for a song that
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 20:54, archived)
# because she is a stuck up bitch
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 20:56, archived)
# Specifically, fingers, and specifically those fingers are stuck up Pam St. Clements.
FACT!


Specifically.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 16 Oct 2008, 20:58, archived)
# fisting time again
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 20:59, archived)
# Lets fist again
like we did last summer
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 20:59, archived)
# preacher
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 21:00, archived)
# outside now
val is a goddess
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 21:03, archived)
# I don't have a problem with her goddess status.
It's just that of an evening, she like to chow down on Fat Pat off Eastenders' sagging gunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 16 Oct 2008, 21:08, archived)
# I can taste sick
(Darth Penders, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 21:11, archived)
# are you Valerie Singleton?
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 16 Oct 2008, 21:12, archived)
# no but I do feel violated and not in a good way
(Darth Penders, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 21:15, archived)
# she's bi then
last i heard she used to shag pete's brains out of an evening.
fact.

edit/ also,
www.guardian.co.uk/media/2008/jun/24/television.gayrights
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 21:13, archived)
#
Of course, I am talking nonsense.
It's just a malicious rumour I like to spread now and again.

Just like Val likes to spread Pam's boak
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 16 Oct 2008, 21:23, archived)
# you believed it to be true :)
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 21:26, archived)
# Not since 1997 when I first heard it.
I still tell interested strangers the story as if it's true though.

*buffs liar badge*
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Thu 16 Oct 2008, 22:09, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 21:14, archived)
# *steals the word 'gunt'*
awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 21:20, archived)
#
song pr0n film
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 16 Oct 2008, 20:57, archived)