CAN YOU BE HAPPIER THAN A RETARDED FILTHY DOG THAT WANTS NOTHING MORE THAN INSTRUCTIONS FROM YOU?
IS THAT WHAT YOU NEED TO BE HAPPY? INSTRUCTIONS?
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sat 18 Oct 2008, 7:06,
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SERIOUSLY, IF ANYONE READING THIS DOES SOME PUSHUPS, THEY WILL FEEL HAPPIER.
I WON'T CHASE YOU FOR THE MONEY BUT I BET YOU SEND IT TO ME BECAUSE I MADE YOU HAPPY AGAIN.
DO SOME PUSHUPS
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sat 18 Oct 2008, 7:12,
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YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO ADMIT TO IT
JUST GO AND DO SOME PUSHUPS, YOU KNOW THAT FOR THIRTY SECONDS OF EXERTION YOU'LL GET ENDORPHINS FOR THE NEXT TEN MINUTES OR SO
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sat 18 Oct 2008, 7:17,
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