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# ooh no, that doesn't sound nice at all :(
I used to live in a horrible cold flat under renovation and I hated getting out of bed to wee (cold flat, floor covered in rubble and dirt), so I just learned to secretly wee into a bottle.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:36, archived)
# if I could do that with a duvet and blankie on
whilst lying down, I'd be so proud of myself it'd have been the first thing I posted.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:37, archived)
# You need to buy one of those hospital wee things
A bottle, not a catheter. I think a catheter is somewhat over-reaching...although buying a special wee bottle is probably also a bit OTT. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:39, archived)
# I have some catheters somewhere
that's what happens when your friend who has spina bifida decides to give you impromptu presents, especially when they think you'd appreciate it.

I did, but I haven't used any. The idea of urethral penetration (or at least that where it'd be me receiving) makes me feel a bit odd.

Hooray for too much information.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:41, archived)
# hmm
Doesn't float my splendid boat either.. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:44, archived)
# *sneezums*
How geht it, anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:47, archived)
# Not too bad ta
Was in Hamburg at the weekend visiting friends - grand time had by all

We ended the night in a cafe eating chips and watching really tacky 80's music videos
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:50, archived)
# That sounds gorgeous.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:51, archived)
# Twas
We stayed in a cheap hotel (Hotel Cafe Keese) right on the Reeperbahn (so bloody loud) - but with earplugs it was great.

How's you?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:53, archived)
# I stayed there
hotel star something, I think.

I am cold, but excessively well groomed as I don't have time to do make-up tonight before running off to London.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:55, archived)
# Ooh lovely
Wrap up well me lovely and drink lots of tea.

Wave hello to the boosh for me - I can't make my trip now so I have 2 tickets for Nottingham sitting here looking at me :(

Will be ebaying them later I reckon.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:58, archived)
# I was wondering
what is the reason for such antimerriment?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:58, archived)
# Can't afford the flight and related hotel costs :(
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:00, archived)
# shitbags.
Sorry petal. They'll probably be pish now they're believing all their own hype.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:01, archived)
# If you go believing they will be pish, you will have a truly fabulous evening :) x
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:19, archived)