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# Sarah Palin campaign video :D

Click for YouTube
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:08, archived)
# Post Turtle!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:09, archived)
# Pre terrapin
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:09, archived)
# Sarah Palin is a Post Turtle
If you're driving down a country road and you see a fence post with a turtle sat on top of it

you know she didn't get there by herself
you know someone had to have put her there
now she's up there, she doesn't know what the hell to do
and you wonder what idiot did put her up there
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:10, archived)
# have you been forgetting to take your medicine again Bobs?

*edit - right I'm off, back later, when this story news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7678796.stm will no doubt be all over B3ta with a dozen pics of Gary Glitter in a scout masters uniform - byeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:12, archived)
# now you mention it....
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:14, archived)
# Raydjo Too!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:15, archived)
# this...
*mourns prospect of a whole week without Wogan*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:18, archived)
# Johnny Wanker gives me the gnashes of anger
Grr!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:19, archived)
# I like Johnny Walker
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:22, archived)
# ok . . .
you're wrong but ok C];0)

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:28, archived)
# Dale Winton played the Sisters of Mercy on Radio 2 the other day
it was then I realised I truly am old
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:31, archived)
# Oh god I too heard that...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:36, archived)
# :O
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:05, archived)
# tsk
they only taught me to iron and tie knots
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:41, archived)
# I wish I could click
well, I could, but it wouldn't do any good.

I shall settle for a liking this click, as liking this I do please thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:10, archived)
# I shall provide the revision notes:
It's an anti Palin video with her as Elmer Fudd hunting wabbits, but the wabbits turn out to be caged pets - because she's killed everything else
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:11, archived)
# poor fluffy
woo vid sir!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:12, archived)
# That sounds like the best form of sticky, sweet michael removal.
Top dollar.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:17, archived)
# Hahahaha!
I love her unladylike straddle:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:11, archived)
# it's carefully rotoscoped from the real thing
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:12, archived)
# That and she's a rancid whore:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:16, archived)
# take that back!
she's my second favourite (alleged) murdering MILF after Kate McCann
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:57, archived)
# Brilliant as usual
And thus completes my nights lurking. G'night b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Rails [*·:·], Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:12, archived)
# nighty
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:13, archived)
# hahahahaha! What's scary, is it's most likely very true....
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:12, archived)
# TOP RESULT
WOOYAY me!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:30, archived)
# that top result makes no sense, as it has both our sigs and usernames in it....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:33, archived)
# hahah
we have confused Google


call it a draw?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:36, archived)
# yeah, go on then :D
- dammit, I forgot I was gonna make a badge for it over the weekend.....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:37, archived)
# noooooooo!!!
do it now!

(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:40, archived)
# Superb
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:13, archived)
# Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:15, archived)
# I was just about to watch this but I just realised I desperately need a wee.
brb lol
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:25, archived)
# One of those pesky blighters is responsible for me being
totally, utterly, and annoyingly awake at 6:40am.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:29, archived)
# do women have some kind of subconscious anti-wee mechanism like blokes do?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:32, archived)
# We don't wet outselves, if that's what you mean.
I'm not sure. Leg clamping?

I just tried to get back into my superwickedcool zombie dream.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:33, archived)
# ok, now you've got me all curious, what was the "superwickedcool zombie dream"?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:35, archived)
# Fighting off zombies
whilst being in some strange office block.

I am quite the Palin in my dreams, I just don't hunt moose.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:38, archived)
# hahah, how cool :D
I had a strange dream about being a part of some SAS liberation of hostages or something... I can't quite remember.

It may well have been down to watching Ultimate Force on sunday...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:44, archived)
# I watched tropic thunder last night
it's... alright. Not overly poor. About the best thing in it is this Vietnamese toddler's face, but the other stuff's ok too.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:45, archived)
# I found it very hit and miss, but Cruise's dance was brillaint!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:08, archived)
# What's that?
The wee hard-on kind of helps, but when it comes to actually having the wee, it's somewhat of a hinderance
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:35, archived)
# I never have any problems getting back to sleep
After speaking to a few people who do, I have concluded that i am lucky indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:34, archived)
# Oh no, I didn't want to get out of the warm bed into the cold room
so I was just awake and desperate, but still in bed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:34, archived)
# ooh no, that doesn't sound nice at all :(
I used to live in a horrible cold flat under renovation and I hated getting out of bed to wee (cold flat, floor covered in rubble and dirt), so I just learned to secretly wee into a bottle.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:36, archived)
# if I could do that with a duvet and blankie on
whilst lying down, I'd be so proud of myself it'd have been the first thing I posted.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:37, archived)
# You need to buy one of those hospital wee things
A bottle, not a catheter. I think a catheter is somewhat over-reaching...although buying a special wee bottle is probably also a bit OTT. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:39, archived)
# I have some catheters somewhere
that's what happens when your friend who has spina bifida decides to give you impromptu presents, especially when they think you'd appreciate it.

I did, but I haven't used any. The idea of urethral penetration (or at least that where it'd be me receiving) makes me feel a bit odd.

Hooray for too much information.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:41, archived)
# hmm
Doesn't float my splendid boat either.. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:44, archived)
# *sneezums*
How geht it, anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:47, archived)
# Not too bad ta
Was in Hamburg at the weekend visiting friends - grand time had by all

We ended the night in a cafe eating chips and watching really tacky 80's music videos
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:50, archived)
# That sounds gorgeous.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:51, archived)
# Twas
We stayed in a cheap hotel (Hotel Cafe Keese) right on the Reeperbahn (so bloody loud) - but with earplugs it was great.

How's you?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:53, archived)
# I stayed there
hotel star something, I think.

I am cold, but excessively well groomed as I don't have time to do make-up tonight before running off to London.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:55, archived)
# Ooh lovely
Wrap up well me lovely and drink lots of tea.

Wave hello to the boosh for me - I can't make my trip now so I have 2 tickets for Nottingham sitting here looking at me :(

Will be ebaying them later I reckon.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:58, archived)
# I was wondering
what is the reason for such antimerriment?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:58, archived)
# Can't afford the flight and related hotel costs :(
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:00, archived)
# shitbags.
Sorry petal. They'll probably be pish now they're believing all their own hype.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:01, archived)
# If you go believing they will be pish, you will have a truly fabulous evening :) x
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:19, archived)
# haha, I think i must download this movie thing :)
Very good
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:33, archived)
# oh my goodness me...
that is superb!

*watches again*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:41, archived)
# love it
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:46, archived)
# Dear mr GTSQ
I'm not sure if you'll like it or not, but it's worth a shot. I have been listening to a right brill band called Flobots recently, and I think it'd be top if you gave them a listen. Best song to start with (in my humble) is Handlebars. I think that's the name, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:48, archived)
# yes.
yes it is. and it's lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:03, archived)
# I think he's gone :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:04, archived)