
just turn up one day looking smart and carrying a clipboard...
'... and here we have the mummified remains of King Tooty Hoots Lamasery Rambles the 3rd of Egypt and Kent. Please notice the security cordon around the sarcophagus, this is because he's not quite dead yet... moving on...'
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'... and here we have the mummified remains of King Tooty Hoots Lamasery Rambles the 3rd of Egypt and Kent. Please notice the security cordon around the sarcophagus, this is because he's not quite dead yet... moving on...'

Fuck it, I might start doing it anyway. They can't STOP me taking people round museums and lying to them, can they?
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