What about Owl Rape?
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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS,
Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:55,
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people find it comforting to know that owls might no longer be endangered
if they let them rape them... also Owls will leave you an unscratched lottery scratch card worth up to £100,000!
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Prof UnderCover evitable,
Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:58,
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