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# I quite like spiders
and have been known to catch and relocate them when they are in danger of being squashed.
But I do worry that they will crawl in my mouth when I am asleep or sneezing.

On one memorable occasion I got out of the bath and grabbed a nice warm towel from the radiator to discover a moment later that my nekkid vulnerable body was sharing it with a large and startled spider. It made me scream like a girl (which is ok, because I am a girl) and do that 'GET IT OFF ME!' spakker dance for long after it had dropped to floor and fled.
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:01, archived)