
The joke is that a while ago I insisted Caewan fancies Smash Monkey, which he denied.
I keep on reminding him, and now this new information has come to light.
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Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:20,
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I keep on reminding him, and now this new information has come to light.

if i was as close to cornwall as i used to be i'd be heading down with a pan to spang your brains out
be thankful young one
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Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:29,
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be thankful young one

I was a filthy male whore, or so I thought. Bollocks. It hasn't worked since. I blame Russell Brand
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Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:36,
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seeing his weird little head as it hove into view would put me off, too.
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Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:38,
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my weird little head (and I'm talking cranium). It was the topic of the day when I met some of the Popbitch regulars about 5 years ago.
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Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:39,
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bunch of cunts in denial and with expense accounts for taxis. That's the Popbitch people. I just have the shrunken head.
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Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:45,
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they're mutually exclusive. You can't order a taxi so that your head can't be accommodated on the roof with these "Oh I have an account with Addison Lee" people.
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Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:51,
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congrats on your weight loss and may you achieve what you want.
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