do it.beards are evil, they burrow through the skin, anchoring themselves firmly to the chin, whilst their roots seek out the brain. once there, the roots release a powerful mind-control enzyme and, within a matter of seconds, they have the entire body in their power.
possibly.
(possibly.
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 1 Nov 2008, 0:57,
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