The wife works for Apple so I had to listen to the keynote speech today....
It inspired me...


(Tue 22nd Oct 2013, 19:24, More)

» MTFU

Showing off to a rather attractive lady who was following me in her car...
I stacked my bike, it in a rather spectacular fashion flew off down the road in a shower of sparks and flames, I myself apparently managed some quite big air before landing in the road. The car pulled up aforementioned lady and other passengers leapt out of car thinking i was dead. At which point I jumped up shouting 'Did you fucking see that!!!'

Laughed hysterically and then passed out because I was jumping about on a broken foot. Off to hospital got put in a cast and demanded we still go to the rave we were originally heading for.

Discovered halfway through rave the very attractive lady had done a runner as she thought I was mental.

Met new girlfriend at rave.
(Sat 3rd Aug 2013, 19:49, More)

» Family codes and rituals

Monopoly
It's not a game it's like a religion. No conversation just long long hours of playing the game with no mercy. Any other game... just normal.. but Monopoly, oh that was a different matter. I can't play it nowdays, because no one understand why I am sooo intense when I do.
(Tue 25th Nov 2008, 22:50, More)

» Stuff I've found

Stuff I have found ohhh...
I found a Silver and Turquoise Braclet once just laying in the street, turned out to be quite the high value little item, which was nice.

I don't know if thats the best thing I have ever found but its the first thing that springs to mind.
(Sat 8th Nov 2008, 8:26, More)

» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

Extra comedy verse for 'I know an Old lady'
I know an Old Lady who swallowed a Hippopotamus,
Fuckin' 'ell...
She'll eat the lot of us!

That'll surprise the kids.

Yeah I got a Hippopotamus into a rhyme.
(Fri 27th Jan 2023, 16:56, More)