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# I know a happy undertaker.
He's happy because he has the phone numbers of ALL the frustrated widows in the area...
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:22, archived)
# I can take this to a certain level
and then go EW.
(Dr Teeth Who asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:26, archived)
#
EW infinitely further.
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:29, archived)
# All true
and flirts like a man possessed.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:41, archived)
# So his is address book is like
Will Self's "The North London Book Of The Dead".
(Dr Teeth Who asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:44, archived)
#
His little black book = The Necronomicon
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:47, archived)
# North Wales book of the dead.
The truth is always better than anything I can make up. Met him at a wedding.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:50, archived)
#
turbot
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:00, archived)