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# *kisses sore bottom better*
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:54, archived)
# Are you psychic?
I do have a sore bum, a dog kept trying to rape me last night and he belted me in the arse with his paw.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:55, archived)
# one of my familiars at work
you need some sort of balm rubbed into it
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:57, archived)
# I've only got lip balm. That'll have to do.
At least I won't get a chapped botty.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:57, archived)
# *offers "special" balm*
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:07, archived)
# That handpump mechanism seems a bit broken
you've got to do it for ages before you get anything out.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:09, archived)
# don't stop
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:10, archived)
# sorry for your sore bum
in other news: the cat has cut his paw.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:58, archived)
# fucking self harming emo cats
they're the worst of the lot
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 11:59, archived)
# So you should be.
Awww, poor puss.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 12:00, archived)