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# ......parents fighting
*hides in room, plays loud music*
(duketh *raises rifle* everyone loves muffins!!!!!!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:13, archived)
# you know the music is only playing
to cover the sounds of furious wanking
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:16, archived)
# win/win
(duketh *raises rifle* everyone loves muffins!!!!!!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:17, archived)
# this is true
*digs out fresh batteries*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:20, archived)
# its not win/win if u come into my room with that
*turns down music ready to scream*
(duketh *raises rifle* everyone loves muffins!!!!!!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:23, archived)
# who said i'd be going anywhere near your room?
these are MY toys!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:25, archived)
# Batteries?
Kick started more like.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:37, archived)
# kick started
are you implying that my sexytiem fun toys are cumbersome antiques?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:42, archived)
# Merely specialist
high horsepower models for extreme conditions.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:47, archived)
# ah, right.
*judders across the room at eyeball-oscillating speeds*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:50, archived)
# Pfft
Reminds me of the woman who went to a supermarket with love eggs and fainted into the frozen peas.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 3:53, archived)
# heheh
i'd heard something similar
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 4:00, archived)