AA? two CC batteries, you mean!the staff at poundland have stopped believing that i have a huge collection of torches
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Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:12,
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i dunnoi'm still trying to decide whether to get the girl i'm gonna see next week some new batteries or not. slightly worried how much of her monthly cash she's spending on the little bunny at the mo
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Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:18,
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my ex used to go mental if i mentioned ithe just didn't seem to realise that, while sex with your fella is great, doing it yourself can be better as you know your own body best.
besides, he had a tiny cock.
(besides, he had a tiny cock.
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Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:24,
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hahawell i also have a tiny cock, but more importantly live over 100 miles from this girl, and may not see her again after next week. would like to leave her with some good memories, even if they're all in her head
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Thu 6 Nov 2008, 1:47,
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candles, flowers, chocolates, wine and massage oils.even if you both get so drunk that the sex is shit, she'll remember it as a very romantic night.
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