hahaha!
Someone wrote to the newspaper t'other day relating the tale of his first oscilloscope. After trying to figure it out for himself for hours, he eventually opened the manual. The first page said:
'So you've tried it your way - now try it our way'
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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing,
Fri 7 Nov 2008, 16:23,
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I think, reluctantly, I would resort to the manual for an oscilloscope.
But I'm buggered if my male ego is going to need any help with a dril!
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 7 Nov 2008, 16:25,
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Nor me!
*drills hole through hand*
*screws face to shelf*
*hammer-actions through neighbours' cat*
hmmm...
where's that manual?
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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing,
Fri 7 Nov 2008, 16:38,
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