I went on a correspondence writing cruise once.
It was nothing to write home about.
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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology,
Sat 8 Mar 2003, 2:55,
archived)
I was late for
a time management course
FACT
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FlanFlinger 🥧,
Sat 8 Mar 2003, 2:56,
archived)
I once failed an accountacy course exam because my calculator let me down.
I knew I couldn't count on it.
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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology,
Sat 8 Mar 2003, 3:03,
archived)