I heard, I think from that old SAS geezer that they wheel out from time to time, that you can only survive a number of weeks on cat food, I can't believe you can survive longer on paper.
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Mon 3 Dec 2001, 6:08,
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was quite nutricious.. Good job I wasn't trying to live on it.
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Mon 3 Dec 2001, 6:15,
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but you've gotta believe Lefty (I think that's his name).
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Mon 3 Dec 2001, 6:20,
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told me his buddy had just had a baby (not himself :) and he was going to talk to it in only klingon, so it was the kids native tongue ! sounds a bit iffy to me - still i might have been wildly drunk at the time and imagined the whole thing
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Mon 3 Dec 2001, 6:17,
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