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# trash couch looks comfy
that is, when i can see it through the retina-scarring flashing
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# what's the point
if it isn't retina-scarring?
(denki, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 8:22, archived)
# you have a good point
but i have two.
*jabs nipples into denki's eyes*
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# Hahaha
and good morning Smash Monkey!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 8:44, archived)
# morning!
i am tired and very pissed off today.
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# Now why is that?

*internet cheering up attempt*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:03, archived)
# that sodding cat has filled my home with fleas
she's gone, so they're biting me. i haven't slept properly for days, the itching is driving me crazy! i've just emailed my sister and told her to get me some flea spray here after work, or i'm likely to go postal.
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# How dreadful

I've been there. Just wear your wellies until the spray arrives.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:32, archived)
# i'm just glad i've got cushioned flooring
i'm still going to have to spend most of the day washing bedding and hoovering, but it'll be worth it, my ankles look like elderly damaged salamis.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 9:36, archived)