*dies*tomorrows headlines:
Independent:
BELOVED FLANGE DIES IN MARZIPAN RUBBING INCIDENT - NATION MOURNS
Daily Mail:
DAILY MAIL LAUNCHES CAMPAIGN TO HAVE MARZIPAN BANNED FROM ALL PUBLIC PLACES
Grauniad:
DAILY MAIL IN 'FINALLY GETTING A DECENT CAUSE TO WHINGE ABOUT' SHOCKER!!
Sun:
TITS SPORT TITS IMMIGRANTS
(Independent:
BELOVED FLANGE DIES IN MARZIPAN RUBBING INCIDENT - NATION MOURNS
Daily Mail:
DAILY MAIL LAUNCHES CAMPAIGN TO HAVE MARZIPAN BANNED FROM ALL PUBLIC PLACES
Grauniad:
DAILY MAIL IN 'FINALLY GETTING A DECENT CAUSE TO WHINGE ABOUT' SHOCKER!!
Sun:
TITS SPORT TITS IMMIGRANTS
Just Flange,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:10,
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