I'd like an arse barb fitted please.Heavy on the mustard.
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Shlvng,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:25,
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Arse barb?Oh yes, of course Sir, Unfortunatley, these cannot be supplied by post. You will have to come into our accessories department.
Here is our feephone number to book your appointment...
Tel:847589603987.
ask for Alphonso or Cecil, between 3 and 7pm, Monday to Fridays.
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Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:38,
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Here is our feephone number to book your appointment...
Tel:847589603987.
ask for Alphonso or Cecil, between 3 and 7pm, Monday to Fridays.
I'm going to ring that number and flirt with whoever picks up.
Ttssattsr,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:40,
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I phoned that numberI asked for an appointment to be fitted with an arse barb with extra mustard.
Apparently the number is a children's hospice and I am shortly to be placed on some kind of register.
Your customer support is shoddy.
(Apparently the number is a children's hospice and I am shortly to be placed on some kind of register.
Your customer support is shoddy.
Shlvng,
Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:36,
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