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[challenge entry] Here's one for your wardrobes gentlemen!

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(sarahwasp frequently cynical, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:12, archived)
# how much?
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:13, archived)
# on offer
£9.99 plus p+p
(sarahwasp frequently cynical, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:17, archived)
# BUY NOW!
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:17, archived)
# Seams fine to me :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:13, archived)
# BARBED WIRE LINING, PLEASE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:13, archived)
# barbed wire lining
that will be an extra charge of £4.99
however, our wire wool lining is highly reccomended for winter!
(sarahwasp frequently cynical, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:19, archived)
# Sweet. They ARE highly flammable, I assume? If so, I'll take some.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:19, archived)
# Firey customer
We do only reccomend the flamable ones for our regular and experienced customers...but you sound like the kind of discerning man who can handle our new Super Delux Hot Pants...they are on their way to you sir, first class post ...should be with you in the morning!
(sarahwasp frequently cynical, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:24, archived)
# BALLS OF STEEL. COCK OF FIRE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:27, archived)
# Syphilis
fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:29, archived)
# RIL3Y, SHUSH!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:32, archived)
# Dammit!
What's with all the Shushing!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:33, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:39, archived)
# :D


bandwagon
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:44, archived)
# You say you like barbed wires ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:37, archived)
# Depends how long they're baked for. :)
WYH
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:39, archived)
# seams like a good idea
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:14, archived)
# Who keeps their pants in their wardrobe?
What do you hang them by?
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:17, archived)
# pant hangers,stupid
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:20, archived)
# Fair enough.
I had to ask so I s'pose I deserve the obvious answer...
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:21, archived)
# :D
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:22, archived)
# How to hang your pants in the wardrobe
why, from Skyhooks of course!!
£3.99 for a pack of ten.
(sarahwasp frequently cynical, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:20, archived)
# I'd like an arse barb fitted please.
Heavy on the mustard.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:25, archived)
# Arse barb?
Oh yes, of course Sir, Unfortunatley, these cannot be supplied by post. You will have to come into our accessories department.
Here is our feephone number to book your appointment...

Tel:847589603987.
ask for Alphonso or Cecil, between 3 and 7pm, Monday to Fridays.
(sarahwasp frequently cynical, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:38, archived)
# I'm going to ring that number and flirt with whoever picks up.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:40, archived)
# I phoned that number
I asked for an appointment to be fitted with an arse barb with extra mustard.

Apparently the number is a children's hospice and I am shortly to be placed on some kind of register.

Your customer support is shoddy.

(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:36, archived)
# And a handy wallet pouch to boot !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:38, archived)
# Handy Wallet Pouch
Oh yes, We pride ourslves on the quality and size of the wallet pouches.
There are three sizes
STANDARD - lined with lead for extra protection during nuclear attack.

SPLENDID - as standard, but with extra inner pouches for car keys, cigarettes and condoms.

and

STUPENDOUS - as above but custom made, to include compartments for such things as spanner sets, hammer and mace.
(sarahwasp frequently cynical, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:46, archived)
# Ingeniously conceived . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:54, archived)