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# ouch
a barber shop at the top of my road does 'traditional close shaves' using a cut throat, i wanna try one, but im scared to, in case he sneezes
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:38, archived)
# He'll get all Sweeny Todd on your ass.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:39, archived)
# probably...what does that mean though?
ive never seen the film
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:40, archived)
# He'll sing in a vaguely mockney accent and
smother you with ketchup
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:41, archived)
# sounds jolly fun
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:42, archived)
# haha
beat me to it!
(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:49, archived)
# IN ALL OF THE WHOLE HUMAN RACE, SIR T. SKELLINGTON, THERE ARE TWO KINDS OF MEN AND ONLY TWO
THE ONE STAYING PUT IN HIS PROPER PLACE AND THE ONE WITH HIS FOOT IN THE OTHER ONE'S FACE
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:42, archived)
# THEN MAY WE GO FORTH, GALLIVANTING AROUND
AND PUTTING "OUR FOOT IN THE OTHER ONES FACE"



...and with that i have to go host a jam night...cya folks
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 19:44, archived)