If I did that I'd do it properly.
I'd get one of those hospital commode thingies so I could sit in comfort.
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:30,
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kind of defeats the purpose of directly defecating onto someone's property
you could just do it from the comfort of your own home and then chuck the contents at their porch
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AgentMuu hentai coordination,
Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:31,
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